satire
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There is a strange kind of silence that only writers hear. It doesn’t sound like silence at all. It sounds like an empty room where people were laughing five minutes ago. I never thought I would run out of things to say. Writers joke about writer’s block the way fishermen joke about rain. It exists.…
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There is a group of people right now arguing in a comment section like their Wi-Fi depends on it. One says, “It’s a spell.” Another clutches pearls and goes, “No, it’s prayer.” Someone with a crystal in their bra whispers, “It’s manifestation.” An atheist leans back like they just won a Nobel Prize and says,…
