humor writing

  • I met a man named Dale in the frozen food aisle. Now before you get excited, Dale was not shopping for frozen vegetables. Dale was standing in front of six family-sized lasagnas, two pizzas, a gallon bucket of ice cream, and something called Bacon Explosion Bites. I didn’t know Bacon Explosion Bites existed. Part of…

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  • Let me go ahead and clear something up before the story gets twisted at family dinners and Facebook comments… I didn’t end up in Texas. I chose Texas. Loud. Proud. Possibly a little dramatic about it. And if you ask me why, I’ll give you a different answer every time depending on how much coffee—or…

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